My special lady has been on a diet for a long time, and it's not been the easiest thing in the world for her. It's boring to eat nothing but healthy food all the time! Not to mention staving off hunger is a bitch.
It's all in preparation for this biometric screening that her work offers--a multi-step test that gauges blood pressure, weight, etc. The better her score, the more of a discount she gets on what her store sells.
And it's all going on today. So she's gonna come home and see this after it's all over. Hopefully it doesn't embarrass her too bad.
She works on the admin team, in the position of badass, for a major grocery chain here in Seattle. You can ask her about it sometime if you want.
She's skinnier than she's ever been in her life. And not that I value anyone's skinniness over any other character trait, but she's worked really hard at it for about a month now. And before that, she's always striven to eat healthy, making kale smoothies for lunch and staying away from greasy and sugary shit.
And she's not gonna publicly brag about this stuff, so I will. Megan is cool and kickass and she has an inspired haircut that's off the chain!
Great job, Megan. Shoutout to my not-common-law-wife of 14 years.
Who cares what your score is today. You score a flawless victory with me.
But the real reasons to feel good ...
... are the cheeseburgers and fries we're going to eat tomorrow night.
It's all in preparation for this biometric screening that her work offers--a multi-step test that gauges blood pressure, weight, etc. The better her score, the more of a discount she gets on what her store sells.
And it's all going on today. So she's gonna come home and see this after it's all over. Hopefully it doesn't embarrass her too bad.
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| Img courtesy of Tim & Eric |
She's skinnier than she's ever been in her life. And not that I value anyone's skinniness over any other character trait, but she's worked really hard at it for about a month now. And before that, she's always striven to eat healthy, making kale smoothies for lunch and staying away from greasy and sugary shit.
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| Image courtesy of A Damn Beast |
Great job, Megan. Shoutout to my not-common-law-wife of 14 years.
Who cares what your score is today. You score a flawless victory with me.
But the real reasons to feel good ...
... are the cheeseburgers and fries we're going to eat tomorrow night.
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| Image courtesy of McDonald's |
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