Apple Wires and Orange Dexters or Wire Apples and Dexter Oranges

I will talk soon about how television is food, The Wire and Dexter are apples and oranges, and even though I know they're two completely different fruits, I'm going to compare them, and I'm going to go in depth about how the fruit of Dexter is rotten and sour while the apple of The Wire stayz fresh, sucka.
    

            McNulty/Stringer:  

I OWN YOU DEB

I COME OUT ON TOP

WHILE YOU LAY LOW 

IN THE DIRT

MOSTLY THE WORST DEXTER CHARACTER